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Comments

[coherer]

Yeah I get where you're coming from. I've had moments like that ig.

What's your dream? If that's not weird to ask or anything.

PREPARE FOR CRINGE, JONAS

[heroproceeding]

to be a hero of course!

maybe i'll even outdo sephiroth some day. who knows?

oh, zack..............

[coherer]

Wow.

Do heroes make a high salary or smth? Do you guys work on commission so like every person you save you get a fat cheque? LOL

(their motivations in life differ GREATLY)

Sorry, I'm not making fun of you (maybe a little), there's just no one like that on Earth.

What or who is a sephiroth?

ALL ABOUT GOOD INTENT...

[heroproceeding]

yeah yeah, laugh it up. you wouldn't be the first. even my boss said something like impossible dreams are the best kind. seriously though earth sounds like a sad place then if you ask me.

[ Listen, man. He's heard it all at this point... ]

uh Sephiroth is only the best SOLDIER known though. for now anyway.

[coherer]

It is sad sometimes. I think everywhere probably is.

Screw your boss though. If that's really your dream then don't let anyone tell you it sucks or that it's stupid or whatever. Besides, it's not like it's unachievable. You literally are one already lol

I would've died if it weren't for you coming into the amusement park after me. I'm not kidding around.

[heroproceeding]

[ Oh. Oh, if only Jonas could see the smile on Zack's face at that. ]

it was pretty heroic huh.

but hey! i still couldn'ta done it without you too man! even if you were scared shitless back there you were with me the whole way! you helped me get that door shut and since we did that no one should go in there now!

[ Well. He hopes so anyway. ]

[coherer]

Wow, you are like sainthood levels of nice if you're complimenting me on any of my behaviour in there. LOL

tbh though, thanks. I'll take whatever I can get.

Have you fought stuff like that before??

[heroproceeding]

not really something like THAT but i've fought my share of things. hounds, ahrimans, malboros, bombs... like i said. part of the job. gotta keep em outta towns.

still working up to a dragon.

[coherer]

I don't know what half those things are and I'm too scared to ask.

nvm I'm better now. wtf are those?? There are dragons in your world???????

[heroproceeding]

[ But all the interesting stories he could tell of nearly getting mauled by fighting those things! Speaking of- ]

uh yeah? what? there aren't in yours?

[coherer]

No, the craziest animal we have is like...... a platypus. It's like a bird with a flat beak crossed with at least 2 fuzzy rodents.

[heroproceeding]

a bird with rodents? can't say i've heard of anything like THAT. we got doomrats and wererats and uh..

oh! we got these things they CALL hedgehog pies but personally I always thought they looked more like giant frogs with big spikes on their back.

so wait. do you guys even have monster hunters back home then?

[coherer]

We've got hunters but no monsters. ik if you visited you might think they were monsters, but tbh most of our animals on Earth are just chilling and vibing.

tbh I love the frog imagery you're giving here and I'd love to see a pic of one of those, but I desperately, desperately need to know what a doomrat is. I can logic out what a wererat is and I'm horrified, but the word "doomrat" is killing me.

[heroproceeding]

i mean they're doomrats?

[ Listen, it's a regular thing, okay. But even Zack can logic out that that's not very descriptive...... ]

they're big rodents that love to bite the shit out of you. almost come up to my knee? they're pretty easy to take care of on their own but most of em live together in big colonies so you gotta get rid of em fast before they make a big nest. then they're IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of. you got anything like that back home?

[coherer]

(over here!)