i'll be ready to shout at them from the stands like a complete soccer mom.

djfsfh Oh no, get ready for Zag to go 'it's an organized chaos' as an excuse.

HMM something can be arranged! Zag is kind of sheltered and only got in touch with his own country's gods recently, so he probably only heard in passing, but he may hear from his friend Thanatos about how Death in another place sort of got in trouble for letting a mortal make a deal with them.