things they want to do: fight

things that they are forced to do: twerk

but okay here's some propositions: one of them eats sleepy pie and the other has to kiss them awake, they're both from fantasy coldland but get defeated by the cold, mistlefoe with the weird stalking beast but they end up mistletoed to each other anyway, or they're clowns and cursed by sprites

does any of that sound embarrassing enough