How many barking videos are out there? ( a beat. ) And why the heck are you watching them? Is it... is it like a kinks thing? Do you get off on people making animal noises? Weird fetish much? ( guess you meet all types in hell, huh? )

From the looks of it, she only has the standard veggies. But gotta be honest, I seriously can't remember the last time I've seen a garden. Or a vegetable. ( and he sure as hell can't name most of the ones currently growing from the ground here. )

They must be full of steroids though because these little suckers are quick. I've been chasing them for about an hour now, but it's like I'm not making any progress at all. ( he is tired, hungry and just wants to go home. )